The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.
- Hurst III tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
92%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hurst III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.