The Hamstring Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Hurst III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Hurst III was due a breakout.
75%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hurst III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.