The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hurst III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.