The Phantom Flag Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hurst III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.