The Phantom Flag Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hurst III's stadium. Only over Hurst III.
73%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hurst III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.