The Butter-Finger Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Hurst III is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hurst III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.