The Hamstring Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hurst III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.