The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Ref: "Number Hurst III, that's a flag." Hurst III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Hurst III gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hurst III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.