The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Hurst III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hurst III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.