The Snap Count Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Hurst III was due a breakout.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Hurst III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hurst III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.