The Phantom Holding Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- The QB looks at Hurst III exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hurst III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.