The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- The QB looks at Hurst III exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hurst III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.