The Late Scratch Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- A mysterious flag erases Hurst III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hurst III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.