The Phantom Holding Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Palmer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Palmer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.