The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Palmer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Palmer, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.