The Snap Count Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Ref: "Number Palmer, that's a flag." Palmer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Palmer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.