The Late Scratch Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Palmer drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
91%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Palmer drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.