The Snap Count Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Palmer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Palmer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.