The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Palmer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Palmer, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.