The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Palmer was due a breakout.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Palmer gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
74%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Palmer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.