The Butter-Finger Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Palmer was due a breakout.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- The QB looks at Palmer exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Palmer's stadium. Only over Palmer.
79%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Palmer, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.