The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Palmer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Palmer does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
82%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Palmer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.