The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.
- Palmer scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
89%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Palmer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.