The Inch-Short Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The QB looks at Palmer exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
77%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Palmer, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.