The Butter-Finger Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Palmer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Palmer, Palmer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.