The Hamstring Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Palmer is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
80%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Palmer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.