The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Palmer is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
87%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Palmer, Palmer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.