The Inch-Short Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Palmer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Palmer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.