The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Palmer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Palmer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.