The Hamstring Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Palmer, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.