The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Palmer was due a breakout.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Palmer gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
88%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Palmer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.