The Dropped Pass Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Palmer's stadium. Only over Palmer.
- Ref: "Number Palmer, that's a flag." Palmer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
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-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Palmer drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.