The Phantom Flag Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Palmer gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
85%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Palmer scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.