The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- The broadcast shows Palmer on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Palmer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.