The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Palmer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Palmer, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.