The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Palmer was due a breakout.
- Palmer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Palmer, Palmer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.