The Inch-Short Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Palmer gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
82%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Palmer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.