The Inch-Short Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Palmer on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Palmer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.