The Late Scratch Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Palmer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Palmer, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.