The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- Palmer will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Palmer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Palmer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.