The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tejhaun Palmer
Tejhaun Palmer · LAC · WR
“Palmer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UAB's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Palmer's week
- The QB looks at Palmer exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Palmer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Palmer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tejhaun Palmer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tejhaun Palmer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tejhaun Palmer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.