The Phantom Flag Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
McMillan, McMillan, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.