The Inch-Short Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- A mysterious flag erases McMillan's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- McMillan is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McMillan's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.