The Inch-Short Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McMillan goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
McMillan scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.