The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- A mysterious flag erases McMillan's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- McMillan gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McMillan drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.