The Late Scratch Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“The broadcast shows McMillan on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- The QB looks at McMillan exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- McMillan is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McMillan's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.