The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McMillan, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.