The Phantom Holding Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- McMillan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McMillan's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.