The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- McMillan gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McMillan's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.