The Inch-Short Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- McMillan drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
88%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McMillan, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.